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Phone emergency (TM)Info

April 28, 2011

 

My phone allows me to type in three notes that can be read, regardless if the phone is locked or not:

1) I ain’t allergic to a goddamn thing. Except for Dove soap but that was because I didn’t know what lotion was when I was 13– besides, doc, if you’re thinking of doing something with some Dove soap, you better kill me cos if I wake up with soap in my mouth or a rash on my chest, or both, I’m taking your stepford wife on a holiday.

2) Han shot first.

[and, to answer my favorite question from the Proust Questionnaire:]

3) “Go fuck yerself.”

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